OK OK OK...

once again, i've been called to clarify my stance on something i've said in an old post. (goddamn, that's a lousy sentence... but forgive me, i just woke up. and i'm grouchy when i wake up.) Reckless, you do bring up a good point in your comments and, in fact, i know of at least two women who read this blog regularly that enjoy a sweet layer of frosting on their cake from time to time. so, yes, it does happen. my point was simply that there are two specific factors that i believe determine a woman's enjoyment of the oyster mask, and they are a) velocity and b) targeting.

a) there is a fine line between catching fluffy snowflakes on your tongue and getting hit in the face with a slushball at speed. a drizzle is fine, but hard enough to get under the eyelids seems like it might be uncomfortable.

b) mouth, chin, neck: 10pts; nose, cheeks, forehead: 5pts; hair, ears, eyeballs: no points.

any women in the audience feel like weighing in on these asinine comments? also, remember when i used to talk about not dirty stuff? sheesh...