man, my dreams are just getting completely out of control, and for the second night in a row i feel compelled to share my brain's inner secrets with you. ...you lucky bastards you... so in my dream, i'm just chillin' with Steve Perry, which in and of itself is pretty friggen' cool. yea, just chillin' with Steve Perry, and we're having a pretty cool time, and he thinks i'm a pretty cool guy, and so on and so on. but then he tells me he wants me to marry his daughter, and she looks just like Elisa Cuthbert, only with dark hair, which is even cooler.
so i wake up thinking i'm hooked up with Steve Perry's hot daughter, and i get to jam with Steve on the weekends when he invites us over to his super-huge mansion, and his trophy wife is all nice to us and makes us pie and budweiser and whatnot.
not bad. not bad a-tall.
3.08.2006
STEEEEEVE PERRY
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Yeah, You are a little odd. But at least it was Elisha Cuthbert and not like Ashley Simpson.
you motor-boatin son of a bitch, you went motor-boatin didn't you? bbmmpjhhhhhh!
that is what i would say to you after you hooked up with elisha cuthbert. cause she's AMPLE.
fyi - i saw a photo of amanda peet today where she looked like a man. therefoere, your dream girl = amanda peet = a man. :)
simple etymology... AMANDA = A MAN, DUH.
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