I AM SOOOO NOT FUNNY

She:
date: Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 1:38 PM
subject: Things
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"Hey kid,
I was just cleaning out the junk on my work computer and saw that at one point I had bookmarked your blog. I was pleasantly surprised to see that you had started posting again...until I read this: http://youhandsomedevil.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-am-classy-and-almost-100-std-free.html

Um...call me dense but what the hell do you mean by Kitchen Aids? I'm too panicked that you mean AIDS (though my mother would say we just call it HIV now) to really read this over again. I also assume that you are with it enough to actually call if that were the case. So please, please, for the love of god calm my mind ASAP."
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Me:
date: Tue, Mar 11, 2008 at 1:40 PM
subject: Re: Things
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"http://www.kitchenaid.com/home.jsp"
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