1.31.2005

IMPROMPTU INTERNET POLL

sooooo... since it's only the hardline democratic iraqis that showed up to vote in today's election, and most of the militant, i-hate-my-dad sunnis stayed home and went, "what the fuck is an election?" i find myself weighing the two following possibilities: 1) have we (duh) plunged iraq into perpetual IRA/UDA, israel/palestine, autobot/decepticon-esq 'terror'-dominated civil war, complete with infrastructure/economy destroying socio-political polarization and mounting anti-US sentiment from both sides (ironic, don'tcha think?), or 2) have the ends, surprisingly enough, justified the means and the hoi polloi are runnin' the show? i shudder to think, but valid point nonetheless. ...i mean, honestly, a dysfunctional democracy where a slim majority of the religious/morally-conscious operates freely, while successfully alienating the quiet, yet crafty, minority works just fine..... right?..... riiiiiiight. ummmmmmm.... TO THE BEER RESERVES!!!

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DID I MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE?

duke? or stanford? duke? stanford? duke, stanford? duke or stanford? dukeorstanford? dustankeforord? fuck. i chose poorly. i often wonder, dear friends, if you, too, would surrender your fruit juice for a fleeting glance at a monkey's backside....

ummmm... shots shots shots shots- la la la la shoty shots...

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