all this computer work is giving me a damn neck-hump. i'm totally billing my insurance company if i start to look like an old, crotchety vulture-man.
because then i'll have to sit on my porch all day and heckle passers-by with my cane... especially teenagers.
and when did matthew mcconaughey become such a bitch? he was totally awesome in dazed and confused but th... oh yea, did anyone else see contact? or were you sick the day it was out in theatres.
i think i'll go drink warm colt45, watch lesbian spank inferno dazed and confused, and heckle passers-by on the porch.
oooo! i saw a barn owl, a coyote, and two red-tailed hawks today. what did you do, bitches?
3.04.2006
YARRRRRGH!
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I saw a dead bloated seal being pecked at by overly-large fungry black birds. I kept waiting for it to pop or explode, but it hasn't....yet...
what did i do today? i sat on my ass in front of a screen, got incrementally pastier and less healthy than i was yesterday, and lost yet another day of my life that i can never get back.
(hic) kill me (hic) kill me.
have fun hiking or whatever.
lalalalalala
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