my roommate just opened a fortune cookie whose contents read:

life is like a dogsled, if you're not the lead dog, the view never changes

to which he replied, "yea, but if i have to spend the rest of my life staring at some bitch's ass, i'll die a happy man."

i'm really going to miss that guy next year.


HabitualDamnation said...

your mate is proper bangin, what a remark!

killerbravs said...

dude, nice site. i dig the ann coulter-cocksucker-dog sled mix you´ve got going on. i can´t seem to get off the rock ´n´ roll on my blog. nor can chilean keyboards satisfy my wild contractions. i miss proper apostrophes. sweet. good luck in napa.