DRIVING MISS DAISY

i'm getting back into pop culture again (relatively speaking, pop culture reached its glorious apex in 1986. duh), and i've noticed something very strange about jessica simpson...

is she a symbol of christian purity and moral fortitude, or is she an eeensy-weensy little flesh vixen? i am so confused...

also, i think she has a touch of the palsy...

...and my strange fascination with Nicole Richie continues... maybe because i'd love to be Lionel's son-in-law? how sweet would that be? i could be an honorary Commodore!!