HOGAN KNOWS BEST?

i'm boning up on my pop culture (tee hee... 'boning') and i've decided i really, really dislike Johnny Fairplay, but i really, really fucking love Xzibit...

i tuned into 'Hogan Knows Best' on VH1, hoping to build a lasting masturbation fantasy with Brooke Hogan, but instead i flipped to the show just as Hulk ('Terry'... fucking priceless) was pulling his trademark red and yellow wrasslin' tights over his black thong.

yes, i just saw Hulk Hogan's 50 year-old ass clad only in one, giant, melancholy thong.

i'm not sure how long i will pursue this generation's pop culture. perhaps i'll drink a bottle of jameson and enjoy 10 straight hours of 'I Love the 80's' (1980-1989). that ought to put me back on track again...

wait... i seem to recall something about 'Hulkamania' that occurred during that timeframe...

goddamnit...