LE' GOAT

while flipping through my work notebook, i came across the following passage:

...somedays i develop a nasty pain the my leg, which i attribute to a past injury involving my freshly-tarred roof and a particularly ill-tempered goat. i find the pain to be nearly unbearable, especially in the company of women, and i am quite unable to remove their various petticoats, a most unfortunate condition, indeed...

i'm a scientist. such things should not appear in my notebook, and i don't think i was the one who put it there, having neither leg-injury, nor freshly tarred-roof, nor goat.

strange days, indeed, friends...