INDELIBLE TRUTHS

1. occasionally i'll yank out a nosehair or two because i find sneezing cathartic.

2. one day i will fulfill my lifelong dream of making love to a woman on a giant pile of Trivial Pursuit cards, preferably the VH1 'I Love the 80s' version.

3. pepsi is way better than coke. sure they make it with crack, but at least it's not feces.

4. drunk dialing will never go out of fashion.

5. 'Earthquake Weather' is the all time best song to play late into a saturday afternoon when you're fixin' to get drunk, eat some barbecue, and watch a baseball game.

halleluja, halleluja, amen.

now you try.

i push, i pull, the days go slow. into a void, we fill with death and noise that laughs, falls off their maps, all cured of pain and doubts. in yo' little brain.