PHENOMENOLOGY

It's mad early. I woke up before sunrise. I am on my way to work. Still, wiping the cocaine-plus-chopped-up-Thin-Mints I've been snorting to DESPERATELY WAKE UP MY BRAIN, I have time to read a little Slate.com. They've been nice enough to write me an article about 2 Girls 1 Cup, so I don't have to stoop to that level.

And thank God, too, because I'm so friggen' classy.

More to come; scratch your neck, tug both ears, crack your knuckles, and kick back for a few hours. Daddy's goin' out to do some good fo' tha' community.