SHINY, HAPPY TUESDAY

while driving to work this morning i felt a strange compulsion to say the most appalling things to people in the most appalling way like, you're a pissy, whiny little cunt and you haven't had one original thought in your worthless fucking life, or will someone please stick something in that girl so she'll shut the fuck up?! then some woman started drifting into my lane, so i started drifting towards her, you know, to give her a little chin music with the Chevy, and she honked and pitched a goddamn fit though she was still in my lane. that's how i knew some motherfucker was gonna die today.

happy tuesday!