saw a lot of kerry/edwards bush/cheney bumper stickers today (the former identifying those holding on to one tiny shred of hope, the latter identify the oh-so-proud to back the winner), and i started inventing my own cheeky, little auto-slogans of my own... i was also pissed to be stuck in traffic behind a gigant-o-normous truck who's owner saw fit to simultaneously promote his right-wing affiliations and take up two lanes of perfectly good road. ass.
anyway, behold the new fall line of bumper stickers:
YOU HAVE NO HEALTH CARE BECAUSE GAYS MAKE YOU FEEL ICKY. DUMBASS
or
GRAMMA EATS CAT FOOD BECAUSE YOU VOTED REPUBLICAN
or more to the point
GOD HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM LOOK BAD
and a surprise addition from my roommate right this very second:
YOU VOTED FOR BUSH SO YOUR KIDS CAN'T READ THIS.... AND THEY PROBABLY HAVE ASTHMA.
well done, indeed.
p.s. i'm super pissed at the staff from H-bomb. i ordered an extra special issue to put in an MCAT care package for Pete, like, three friggin weeks ago and it hasn't shown up yet.... lousy smart kids...
3.14.2005
FREE AMERICA
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how about:
I'M POOR BECAUSE I VOTE FOR THE RICH
then again that could make no sense at all since i don't really know what i'm talking about.
at least I can admit it, unlike a certain current president (who shall remain nameless) :)
although this is only vaguley related, i would like to point out that the UN is awesome, if only because there's boobs in this photo.
http://www.aljazeera.com/me.asp?service_ID=7432
love
nilay.
ummm..how about you update your blog regularly??
I enjoy reading entertaining/smart blogs like yours, [except for your britney spears 'ponytails as handlebars' image which grosses me out].
:)
i agree. time for some more entertainment in the blog scene, hot stuff ;)
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