SPRING REVIVAL

i will admit i was mad at you, so i quit. no one had anything to say but me, and it seemed like a fine time to put an end to all this and move on to better, more constructive, things.... like hunting for elusive, high-quality internet porn. then i received the following comment about this blog:

"it's funny... and you're clearly in love with yourself."

now i'm not much for sentimentality, but if that doesn't moisten your delicate eyelids, prepare yourself for a long and rewarding career as a sadist.

so i've decided to come back and bitch and moan and whine about every little goddamn thing for the pure and decent sake of entertainment until i get bored and start throwing pies at carl rove from distance ("operation righteous-pie"). that is all.