4.23.2005

UPDATES

i haven't felt much like writing anything interesting lately. is it the drugs, these groovy one-a-day tablets that make the time fly by? perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.... not that interesting things haven't happened to me, you understand. i managed to hit on a 40 year old divorcee the other night who has a phenomenal body and above average euchre skills; two character traits i value above all and, yes, specifically in that order.

on the other hand, time does seem to be accelerating for me these days. check-out time is fast approaching, and i have yet to make any serious plans for the fall, so i could blame it all on my need to sabotage all existing ties to this place in order to achieve closure far in advance of my absence. but that would disguise my laziness and general disinterest to achieve overall.

no matter. in the end i think i'll just commit to being a pirate. a fine and good one at that. i'll call myself the Dread Pirate Cockmobster and roam the pacific sea, looting ships bound for san fernando and robbing them of their precious porn cargo.

yea, like i'm the only one keeping that hundred-billion dollar industry alive.

sleep tight. tomorrow marks the two week anniversary of my trip through winnetka. don't think i've forgotten i owe you a post. a post about ass.

3 comments:

reg said...
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reg said...

if nothing else motivates you....think about how much fun we are going to have touring 'wine country' when i come to visit labor day weekend. i am going to do some research tonight and watch 'sideways'. care to join us, neil? reckless?

neilio said...

i'm so in.

who's in with me???