SOOOO BORED.....

i'm still at work... still beating out validated protocols for the consistent dispense of nanoliter volumes with scintillation dye, ensuring i will never, ever, ever have sexual intercourse with a woman with the awful luck to ask me 'so what do you do for a living?'

...to which i, in all good graces, should reply:

i'm a fucking pirate! why else would i have this fucking parrot on my shoulder?!