all my teams won today... BoSox, BrewCrew, Cubbies...
the baseball gods have been appeased. halleluia. amen.
woa! three posts in two days, you lucky bastards, you.
ummmm, i guess the cardinals count, too, E. but only because of albert pujols, and because his name sounds like 'poo-holes.' wheeeee!
4.03.2006
OPENING DAY. BITCHES.
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cubs are for sellouts. south side, motherfucker!
ummm... i don't think you can be a sellout when your team hasn't won a world series in 98 years. that particular label is reserved for yankee fans. amen.
amen. white sox are for sell outs. cubs are gonna suck this year. gotta love 'em.
they have won more games than any other franchise... aside from the giants, of course, which is just slightly odd.
you can be a sellout when your team is owned by a huge media corporation that shamelessly plays up some stupid "curse" instead of actually trying to, like, win. oh, and is reviled throughout the city for having idiotic yuppie fans.
ps. and i don't even like baseball.
dude. don't underestimate the power of the curse in building asstacular loads of suspense. does anyone remember the 2004 ALCS? i do, because i busted the biggest nut in the whole goldanged history of mankind that series, dig?
wait... you don't even like baseball, but still you bitch bitch bitch? fucking lawyers, dude, i swear to god. fucking lawyers...
three words for you, smartypants:
1) US
2) Cellular
3) Field
aww ya. i don't know who you are annonymous, but i love you. let's hang out in the bleachers together.
E doesn't read this. He's not a big blog fan. No offense.
Also, not sure you can still root for BoSox... shouldn't you be rooting for a Cali team?
I bet Reckless uses the word soCIety a lot. He rags on the man.
are you suggesting that wrigley field is not, in fact, named after a brand of chewing gum?
it's named after a really rich dude who lived in chicago. his name was wrigley. he named both his stadium, and his gum, after himself.
actually...it was named in wrigley's honor.
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