HOO-RAY FOR SURFING!

It's been two years, give or take, since the Mavericks Invitational crowned a champion out in the HMB. Climate change (my cruel bitch mistress) is f'ing up the rotation! Still, I'm thinking monster waves this year, replete with all the carnage and brain-scrambling nastiness of 2006. Apparently, MySpace is rebroadcasting the whole shi-bing with all kinds of groovy camera angels and interviews and bikini surf groopies and awwwwwwwwww yea. I only wish I'd be out there, myself, with a big bowl of brazil nuts, a hot glass of Jameson, and a nice warm leg blanket for my legs, pops. If only I could find myself a bendy mermaid to teach me how to surf...

If you haven't ever heard of it, find yourself the time to witness the fitness.