BEND AT THE KNEES BITCH

i spotted my physical therapist at best buy today, and i was really worried about how i should act... (bend at the knees, bend at the knees, bend at the knees, FETCH THAT PRINTER PAPER!), like she was going to critique my posture, or walk on over shaking her head in disapproval at my weak hip sockets.

but then i started thinking about running into your regular therapist at best buy. do you act like a spaz? do you grab for fistfulls of softcore porn?

i've never had a therapist, but from what i can gather from TV, i guess you're just supposed to try and sleep with him/her the whole time.

at least that's what those dirty sluts on sex in the city would have me believe.

dirty, dirty sluts...

i've got to get up wicked early for my new (quote) job (endquote), so i'm going to take a handful of painkillers and watch Out Cold, which you should totally rent, because it carries on the flaming torch of awesome from such movies as Ski School and Hot Dog (The Move). which rock. really really hard.