6.12.2005

SOOO HOT....

it's way, way too hot to sleep. i've sweat away 10 pounds of small intestine and half my precious, precious duodenum, and i've shaved off all my body hair to try and minimize heat retention.

i was thinking, though, that long ago there were two aristocratic men having a heated discussion about the future of their shared business, when one man, having said all there was to say, stood up and proclaimed, "i cannot stand it any more, i will found Catholicism!" to which the other man replied, "i, as well, cannot stand it anymore, i will found S&M!"...

and they've been in fierce competition since then...

my god, i'm deliriously hot right now...

1 comment:

J said...

good one, pete!