ASS: THE GATEWAY DRUG

now, it's no secret that i'm a patron of the sex-industry blogs. not pornography, necessarily, but those devoted to enacting social change through leveraging the multi-billion dollar sex industry. good for them.

and i just read an article titled "Ass: The Gateway Drug" that nearly made me shit my pants, i laughed so hard.

maybe on another night i wouldn't be in such a great mood, but three monumental things happened on this special day:

1) the sox pulled off one of the greatest wins i've seen since the ALCS in '04
2) i made the decision to get shitfaced directly following the game, and
3) i suddenly discovered i had a microbiology test due at midnight tonight

number 3 might seem a bit out of place, and i'll admit i was a 200lb ball of stress for a minute there, until i aced that motherfucker in exactly 18 fucking seconds without ever having shown up for class while drunk off my sweet, czech-italian-irish ass.

shabbat shalom, motherfuckers.