I AM A DIRTY, DIRTY SINNER

It's a terrible, terrible sin, but I think both of the Bush daughters are hot. I have unhealthy fantasies about Jenna and Barbara where they are engaged in various inapropriate acts with each other and me simultaneously. I wish I could end this terrible affliction, so I ask you, Oh Wise Readers, how to resolve these feelings of self loathing? Also, which is hotter, Jenna or Barbara?

P.S. The tall one kind of looks like Alanis Morissette. Crazy sexy Canadians.