ON LOCATION

I wrote the following while imprisoned in meetings all day:

Below are the top ten places I'd rather be than right here, right now:

10) Bosnia
9) Mary Cheney's uterus
8) The Gap
7) Turkish prison
6) Daler Mehndi video
5) International 'Bring Your Penis to Work Day'
4) Dennis Kucinich's uterus
3) Thunderdome
2) Coke + Whores + Rush Limbaugh
1) In the shit.

Apparently today was a bit rough on the nerves. I do righteous work, and I do it well, but my God the constant hugs are killing me.