1.17.2007

I NEED A NEW GIRLFRIEND

"Awwwww!" I said, beaming at a borderline-inappropriate text message sent to me in the wee hours of the morning.

"Who is it?"

"It's so-and-so, she's such a sweetie. I've known her since I was 16, but I didn't sleep with her until I was 23. Now that's love."

Not only is that a stupid thing to admit out loud, but it's just a little on the fringe of oddity. Should I be concerned? Or shall I begin the Great Wife Hunt of '07? It's time, homey.

4 comments:

ka said...

Ok, ok, ok. Refrain from excess wedding bloggage before every one of your readers shrivels up and feigns interest in Stephanie Klein or cries a big wet tear into their G&T.

How old are you - like 25? Stop it. You and said "concerns" son ridiculosos, Sir. Or whatever. Perhaps I am not addressing your irony as necessary? Lo Siento.

ka said...

oh my. someone needs to not be on the computer after a night on the town... drunken blog comments, oy vey.

Anonymous said...

I always forget to tell you this, but Dan Savage's brother, Bill, was my favorite professor / thesis advisor at Northwestern. Small world, huh?

R said...

Untrue! The internet exists for the sole purpose of entertaining the intoxicated. I, myself, never shy away from the occasional and "regrettable" lapse of judgment associated with my Irish-inspired lifestyle. Creativity will often flourish in soil seasoned with pieces of broken social etiquette. In fact, some of the best things I've ever done have been regrettable.

Just ask girlfriends 3 through 7.