PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE

If you Google the phrase: Brooke Hogan black thong, this fine piece of literary juvenile-delinquency will appear at the top of the list. Owing to the divine justice inherent in this universe, clicking on this link will not only disappoint those looking for some jail bait eye-candy, but horrify anyone with even an inkling of aesthetic taste (but it's safe for work, slackers).

I'm so proud I could just pee my pants. Special thanks to some nut in Clearwater for the tip.