CHRISTMAS CAROLS

damn, i've been way too serious with these posts lately. let's lighten things up with a fun little drinking story...

took a trip out to cape cod this weekend to relax and catch up with some old friends... who ended up gettin ridiculously drunk on nauset light beach at 1am. after A fell in the sand and T poured champagne all over her because he thought his hand was a glass, we mosey'd on over to a dirty-ass dive bar to watch the awful, awful rams game. we bought T a drink, which he poured directly (and seemingly deliberately) on the table, and then A babbled on for about 20 minutes about putting balls in her mouth... louder than i've ever heard anyone talk about balls in my life: "if you're gonna, fuckin'... fuckin'... put both those fuckin' BALLS in your mouth, you'd better start hummin' you're fuckin' favorite christmas carols, lemme tell ya." little kids were sitting about 10 feet away, and i think i cracked two ribs laughing and spitting beer all over myself.