OH GOD, THE REDNECKERY

i was looking at one of the more recent issues of Newsweek magazine (the one that hints at a barak obama canadacy in '08, the one that hints at 'the audacity of hope') and just as naming GWB as time magazine's person of the year, the editors of newsweek have grossly and sadly overestimated the character of the general public. because, you see, there are still a shocking number of biggoted motherfuckers out there that absolutely will not vote for a black man for president (or maybe, for instance, the US fucking senate... just an example). here's the interesting part: i started thinking about the discussions i've had with conservatives and liberals alike about what the fuck to do about this bumblefuck lingering problem and, in the shadow of strom thurmond's illegitimate daughter (no surer proof of a higher power, i might add), it came to me: fucking. fucking will save this here planet of ours. i'm a walking hodgepodge of european heritage with cousins that are indian-european, chinese-european, mexican-indian-european, and chinese-mexian-european, etc., etc.. any remark i could make about any demographic just sounds fucking stupid, so why not follow that idea to it's logical conclusion... regardless of how assinine it sounds... fucking, my friends, will erase these foolish, foolish lines of demarcation. oh how exciting!!
anyway the numbers don't lie: your great-grandchildren might be singing Latinos, unidos! for all you know. and that would make sense considering the fantastic array of latino influence on the US from the Americas (what's that you say? we're not the only Americans?!? gasp!).
once again, the most obvious and simple answer to one of our culture's most difficult questions has been overlooked. fucking. that's my final answer. go!