HAPPY NEW YEAR

hi everyone- thanks to the miracle of aggressive hangover recovery, i've regained the capacity for speech, but unfortunately i have nothing to say. new year's was new year's and, of course, i got ridiculously drunk and spent the following day (read: all day) in my pj's watching tv with my hetero-life-partner and one of our chick friends from college. p.s.- pizza delivery is the greatest invention of all time. rock. anyway, because you're all sex fiends, go read this- paying close attention to the friendster story.... don't do it at work, though. cheeky.

Oh! i almost forgot- recent comments have alerted me to the gross misappropriation of sexual magnetism (aka mojo) from one half of the legendary musical juggernaut Wham!, and i implore all of you to visit this site. with your help we can end this terrible injustice. (beware o' the pop-up ads).